OUR DAILY SURPRISE LINK
Okie, Voyeurwebbers, it's Condom Day at the Surprise Link department. The rest of us at the VW mothership have no idea what the mutant pervs in our Surprise Link department were doing last night, or who, hehehe!, but they came up with a site that, for the moment, features "21 condom ads that you never saw coming". And because these are ads, our legal beagles require me to remind you that Voyeurweb in no way, shape or form recommends or endorses any service or product that may -- because we never saw it coming, hehehe! -- appear as a Surprise Link. That said, at Voyeurweb we do encourage practicing safe sex. Now then, go have some fun by checking out these very clever condom ads. You can leave your clothes on for this, but you might want to have a drink handy. Ready? Okie, Click Here
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You sure know everything about fetishes - don't you? Well, then you don't have to click " Fetish" on our Sex Wiki...otherwise: Enlighten yourself and enjoy - or author your own article about your fetish!!
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Questions That Must Be Answered
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2. What disease did cured ham actually have?
3. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
4. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
5. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
6. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Strippers Protest Church That Wants To Close Their Club
WARSAW, Ohio -- When a local church in Warsaw, Ohio, started trying close down the Fox Hole, a local strip club by harassing the club's patrons, the dancers decided to fight back, Voyeurwebbers.
The ladies, wearing bikini tops and summer shorts, are protesting outside a church whose members are trying to put their club out of business, leaving them unemployed.
The protesters sat in deckchairs outside the New Beginnings Ministries church, in Warsaw, during Sunday services this past weekend.
They launched the picket after congregation members photographed strip club customers' license plates and asked if their wives knew where they were. The Fox Hole club, which lies about nine miles from the church, has offered a truce, according to local news reports.
But the pastor, Bill Dunfee, has refused, saying, "...as a Christian community, we cannot share territory with the devil".
Some strippers hold signs bearing Christian messages such as "Jesus loves the children of the world".
The confrontations between the two camps have so far been largely friendly, with Pastor Dunfee and congregants greeting and chatting to the strippers outside the church.
-- I commend the ladies at the Fox Hole for maintaining friendly relations with those trying to close the club and eliminate their jobs, Voyeurwebbers. But this business of harassing the club's patrons by photographing their license plates and shouting at them as the enter and leave the club is going a bit too far. It is a tactic more suited to hooligans, not churchgoers. Accordingly, and based on the above, I hereby declare the dancers at the Fox Hole in Warsaw, Ohio, as Voyeurweb's official "Heroines of the Moment". You go, girls! -- Igor
EYE ON: A Sex Myth by K.
Thanks to the diligent work of a University of Iowa research team, another myth about sex is headed into the dustbin of useless information.
The myth: That couples who wait to have sex until they are married have better relationships than those who don't wait.
The reality: Having casual sex before marriage will not prevent you from having a happy, healthy and satisfying relationship.
Anthony Paik, a University of Iowa sociologist, recently surveyed more than 600 adults in the area of Chicago, Illinois.
Initially, found that "average relationship quality was indeed higher for individuals who waited until things were serious to have sex compared to those who became sexually involved in 'hookups', 'friends with benefits,' or casual dating relationships," said Paik. However, when he controlled for people who had zero interest in having a relationship, that difference disappeared.
"Couples who became sexually involved as friends or acquaintances and were open to a serious relationship ended up just as happy as those who dated and waited," said Paik.
"We didn't see much evidence that relationships were lower quality because they started off as hookups. The study suggests that rewarding relationships are possible for those who delay sex. But it's also possible for true love to emerge if things start off with a more 'Sex and the City' approach," said Paik, "when people spot each other across the room, become sexually involved and then build a relationship."
Kudos to Mr. Paik, Voyeurwebbers, for doing the research work that proved a popular sexual myth to be wrong, and letting people know they can enjoy casual sex and still have a full, meaningful and loving relationship when they're ready for one. Eye always likes it when common sense wins out over buncombe. K.
Eye hastens to point out that any opinions expressed in this column are entirely his own and are neither those of Voyeurweb nor its management. K. |
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